How to clean up a toddler after a meal
1. Open new package of wipes
3. Clean left hand
4. Clean right hand again because it explored the remaining food on the tray while the left was being cleaned
5. Clean left hand again (see above)
6. Remove tray to prevent extra hand mess
7. Clean pants that dirty hands touched as soon as the tray was removed
8. Clean both hands at once
9. Clean face
10. Open another package of wipes
11. Clean hands that explored mess on bib while face was cleaned
12. Remove bib
13. Clean dog after food from bib dropped on his head while being moved
14. Clean hair
15. Clean face again after hands find hidden glop of food on side of chair and rub in eyes
16. Clean shirt that is no longer protected by bib and in the way of dirty hands while face was being cleaned
17. Clean both hands again
18. Remove toddler from chair
19. Power wash chair
20. Clean hands again after they play with dirty bowl/spoon dropped during meal and found on floor
21. Survey damage on floor
22. Move